What, Tortilla Chips in My Chicken Tortilla Soup!?...

Lynne and I were out for dinner Sunday.  We were at one of the upscale chain restaurants where the wait staff likes to get down to your level when speaking to you.  Corey, our waiter, sat in the chair across from Lynne and me as he took our order.  He was also waiting on the two ladies next to us.  It was impossible to avoid hearing their conversation as the lady doing the ordering was sitting less than 24 inches from...